[Verse 1: Phaseroll]
We used to rule the charts
Witcher games were made with heart
Now in the office we crunch at night
Still they say the game’s too bright

[Verse 2: Phaseroll]
We used to out-sell DICE
Envy flashed in competitors’ eyes
Listened to reviews and polls:
"Now Bethesda is dead! Long live the Poles!"
One minute we held awards
Next just angerposts on boards
And I discovered that our brand name stands
Upon divеrsity hires and T-posing hands

[Chorus: Phaseroll]
I hear Metacritic scorеs a-falling
Gamer shitposting choirs are calling:
“You did better third-person swordplay
“Without shit guns in an empty hallway”
For some reason I can't explain
Once it launched there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when we built open-world
[Verse 3: Phaseroll]
Development was an eight-year feat
Postponed the date with yellow tweet
Marketing budgets and Keanu Reeves
People hyped to believe what we’d achieve
Revolutionary tech
But the console port’s a wreck
Now refunding those consumer thugs
Oh who would ever want to fix bugs?

[Chorus 2: Phaseroll]
I hear Metacritic scores a-falling
Console poverty choirs are calling:
“Please deliver a patch and fix now
“These NPCs still all have their dicks out”
For some reason I can't explain
I know Shazam will not buy our game
Never a moment’s peace
Shouldn’t have done a console release

[Break]

[Johnny Silverhand]
Wake the fuck up Samurai. We have a city to burn

[Bridge]
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[Bridge 2: Phaseroll]
Hear Metacritic scores a-falling (OH NO NO NO NO)
Shareholders panicking and calling: (OH NO NO NO NO)
“Breathtaking how the stock is dropping, (OH NO NO NO NO)
“Sell my shares 'cause the game is flopping” (OH NO NO NO NO)
For some reason I can't explain (OH NO NO NO NO)
I know Shazam will not buy our game
They called The Witcher art
But that was when we ruled the charts