A Soldier I Shall Be
Two Pistols On My Knee
For Curiosity
To Fight For The Old Country

Sung like this, to the tune of the first two bars (mod) of Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik Movt 1

Arsehole, Arsehole, A Soldier I Shall Be,
Too Pissed, Too Pissed, Two Pistols On My Knee,
Fuck You, Fuck You, For Curiosity,
To Fight For The Old Cunt,
To Fight For The Old Cunt,
To Fight For The Old Country!