[Intro]
I go to Oxford
I go to Oxford
I go to Oxford
(I'm so smart... I'm so intelligent)

[Verse 1]
No sweater slung over my shoulder
Oxford scholar, glad you could follow
Jacuzzi with a Puerto Rican floozy, hola
Then I pole her, never gonna call her
Bruce Jenner discipline me, I slap arses
Me, I'm that patterned room floor, I lack marbles
Me, I got attitude, so I'm in the back row
Inflating the swagger up, even though I'm flat, bro
And look at how I blab the most
I don't even converse, I just brag and boast
And I don't even do nothing but mellow on the porch
And roll up a big joint like your elbow
Uh, by the high from your dearest
Floor full of Polaroid snaps like pyramids
Blowing weed in imported green tea
Eating smorgasbord like Hokkien mee

[Chorus]
Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch
Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch motherfucker
Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch
I'm so smart
Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch motherfucker
Bitch, I go to Oxford
I'm so smart
I'm very smart
[Verse 2]
Flavoured vodka, am I flagging to chicks?
Spewing out the window, zigzagging my whip
I drink until I can't feel my legs
Then back to my crib for some no-feeling sex
Feeling, bitches give me head like the Mayans
I don't even need it, but I just like the silence
Motherfucker, now I'm in the land of the dying
Standing defiant, body-slamming Goliath
Yeah, I'm on my double-o seven in the compound
From Russia with love, eyes redder than Moscow
You take the high road, I'll take the long route
Ride until the wheels fall off and I conk out
Pray to the clouds above, I'm illing
Charging through the ugly city, it's so dreary
Holler if you're here with me, smoke to the ceiling
We hang low like J-Lo's earrings

[Chorus]
Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch
Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch motherfucker
Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch
I'm so smart
Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch motherfucker
Bitch, I go to Oxford
Bitch, I go to Oxford
I'm so smart
I'm very smart
[Verse 3]
I'm on the road team, I'm on the protein
I'm on the never in class, I'm only ghosting
Allday, I'm only ghosting
I'm on the road team, I'm on the protein
I'm on the never in class, I'm only ghosting
Allday, I'm only ghosting