[Verse 1]
Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher
And they must have thought they dreamed when I kissed the teacher
All my friends at school
They had never seen the teacher blush, she looked like a fool
Nearly petrified because she was taken by surprise
When I kissed the teacher
Couldn't quite believe her eyes, when I kissed the teacher
My whole class went wild
As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then she just smiled
I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher

[Chorus]
One of these days
Gonna tell her I dream of her every night
One of these days
Gonna show her I care, gonna teach her a lesson alright

[Verse 2]
I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher
Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher
Leaning over me, she was trying to explain the laws of geometry
And I couldn't help it, I just had to kiss the teacher

[Bridge]
What a mad day
Now I see everything in a different light
What a mad day
I was up in the air and she taught me a lesson alright
[Verse 3]
What a crazy day, when I kissed the teacher
All my sense had flown away when I kissed the teacher
My whole class went wild
As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then she just smiled
I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher
(I wanna hug, hug, hug her)
When I kissed the teacher
(I wanna hug, hug her)
When I kissed the teacher
(I wanna hug, hug, hug her)
When I kissed the teacher
(I wanna hug, hug her)
When I kissed the teacher
(I wanna hug, hug, hug her)