[Verse 1]
I am not so upset about my horrible self
But why don't you go upset yourself
Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face
What a disgrace man and you know it's true

[Chorus]
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Everyone's against me
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi

[Verse 2]
Don't stare at me it's freaking me out
Look what's happening now it's all your fault
You can't do nothing absolutely nothing o.k
Why don't you get a hoola hoop
And do the cretin hop and

[Chorus]
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Everyone's against me
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi

[Verse 3]
I'm never wrong don't tell me what to do
Here's a little curse it's from me to you
It's nothing gonna happen nothing ever will
You'll be miserable every day your luck will always be bad
[Chorus]
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Everyone's against me
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Everyone's against me
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi