[Verse 1]
James
If you heed the call
And you go outside, and wander off
Then home is there
Wherever you will make it
You can always say, "Who's laughing now?"

[Verse 2]
James
If you need a friend
Come right over
Don't even knock
And I'll be home
The door is always open
And we both can say, "Who's laughing now?"

[Chorus]
Oh, James
My little doll
You just go outside and you call
Oh, James
Oh, you're never too far off

[Instrumental Bridge]
[Chorus]
Oh, James
My little doll
You just go outside and you call
Oh, James
No, you're never too far off

[Verse 3]
If your fire's out
There's no need to shout
I'm always home
And walk on in
I'll make you tea and breakfast
And we both can say, "Who's laughing now?"

[Outro]
Oh, James
Oh, James
Oh, James
No, you're never too far off (James)
No, you're never too far off