Rebecca Sugar
I’m Just My Problem
[Prelude: Anna Kendrick]
La da da da da
I'm gonna bury you in the ground
La da da da da
I'm gonna bury you with my sound
I'm gonna drink the red from your pretty purple face
I'm gonna-


[Interlude]
Ozzy Osborne: Pop-squeak, that's too distasteful!
Emma Watson: Oh, you don't like that, dad? Or do you just not like her?!?


[Verse 1: Emma Watson, at the end, Anna Kendrick]
Sorry she don’t treat you like a god
Is that what you want her to do?
Sorry she don’t treat you like you’re perfect
Like all our little loyal subjects do
Sorry she’s not made of sugar
And, she's not sweet enough for you
Is that why you always avoid her?
That must be such an inconvenience to you
Well...

[Chorus: Anna Kendrick]
I’m just my problem
I’m just my problem
It's like I'm not, even a person, am I?
I’m just my problem


[Verse 2: Anna Kendrick]
Wеll, I shouldn’t have to justify what I do
I shouldn’t have to prove anything to you
I’m sorry that I exist, I forgot what landed me on your blacklist
But I shouldn’t have to be the one that makes up with you
So... why do I want to?
Why do I want to...
Bury you in the ground
And drink the blood from your pretty purple face
Is it my fault, or what?
Sorry I make you feel this way


[Skit: Justin Timberlake and zer0]
Justin: Jeez, Poppy's pissed
Zer0: I TOTALLY agree
Justin: You're pissed, too, right?
Zer0: Yeah, but, you're making me calmer
Justin: Gayyy...
Zer0: You're gay!
Justin: I know~

[Pre-Chorus: Anna]
Sorry I'm an uncomfortable bitch
Sorry I'm a part of this shit
Sorry I'm a lesbian
Sorry I fucked your daughter
Sorry I'll make you a dead man walkin'



[Chorus: Anna Kendrick]
Well, I’m just my problem
I’m just my problem
It's like I'm not, even a person, am I?
I’m just my problem


[Skit: Justin Timberlake and Anna Kendrick]
Justin: Bitch, you're intense, you shouldn't apologize 30 fucking times in the fucking row
Anna: Branch!
Justin: I'm proving my point, kiddo
Anna: YOU. Called ME. A BITCH!
Justin: Oh, wait, I did call you that. Sorry
Anna: *Poppy rolls her eyes at Branch*

[Outro: Anna Kendrick (Some backup shit)]
La da da da da
I'm gonna bury you in the ground
La da da da da
I'm gonna bury you with my sound
I'm gonna drink the red from your pretty purple face
I'm gonna not make you feel the same (Oh~)
But, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm (Hey~)
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm (Yeah~)


[Outro Skit: zer0 and Ozzy Osborne]
Zer0: SON OF A BITCH!
Ozzy: BLOODY HELL DID I DO?!?
Zer0: YOU THREW HER OFF, AND YOU SAID SHE'S DISTASTEFUL!
Ozzy: BECAUSE SHE IS!


[Skit: Anna Kendrick and Emma Watson]
Anna: Guys, the door's open
Emma: Sorry about them, Pop-side...
Anna: It's fine. I'm used to it. Let's go










*fade to black*