Spinel: Well, well, well, well, well
Let me get a look at the menagerie
You must be Amethyst
You must be Garnet
And Pink Diamond's Pearl, well
She took you with her?
Isn't that just swell?

Pearl: But, it can't be

Spinel: Oh, but it can be
And it is
I've got a new style
And a few new toys
That are gonna put and end to your happily ever after
Once and for all

Steven: Woah, woah, woah
This has got to be a misunderstanding
In case you haven't heard, I've established peace across the gala-

Spinel: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard
I've had your little message to the universe
On loop!
I just love that part
Where Pink Diamond spends the rest of her days on this no where planet
With a bunch of NOBODIES!!
[Chorus]
That's right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends
That's right, I heard the story, don't really like how it ends
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends

[Bridge]
What did she say about me, what did she say?
What did you do without me, what did you do?
Did you play games without me, what did you play?
Did you think all this time that I wouldn't find out about you?

[Chorus]
Ah, that's right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends

[Verse 1]
I came from the garden alone
She told me that I was her own
She walked with me talked with me
Made me feel I was at home
But thousands of years, they go by
Just happy to stay and play nice
Allegiance to her I had sworn
But this diamond had turned to a Rose full of thorns
[Bridge]
Who am I? Who am I?
What are you even saying?
I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing
Let's play another game, this time I get to win
Life on the line, winner takes all
Ready or not, let's begin!

[Outro]
That's right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally beat her other friends
Oh, that's right, I heard the story, don't really like how it ends
Gee, it's swell to finally beat her other
Other...
Other...
Other Friends