[Verse: Tom Kenny]
Slime Princess, you're alright
Flame Princess, you're okay
Wildberry Princess could be better
All of the princesses are pretty alright, but

[Chorus: Tom Kenny]
Oh, Bubblegum
You look like a lot of fun
I'm right outside
And that is how I know
Hey, princess, did you get my text?
With a picture of my awesome gun-show?
I'm also working on my pecs
If you like, I'll send ya a picture of that, too

[Outro: Tom Kenny]
Oh Bubblegum, I really need someone
Or anyone, pretty much anyone
I'm so alone
Won't somebody tell me what's wrong with me?
Anybody? Anybody? Anybody?