[Verse 1]
I'm Miss American Dream, since I was 17
Don't matter if I step on the scene, or sneak away to the Philippines
They're still gon' put pictures of my derriere in the magazines
You want a piece of me? (You want a piece of me?)
I'm Miss Bad Media Karma
Another day, another drama
Guess I can't see the harm in working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm, I'm still an exceptional earner
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You want a piece of me?

[Chorus]
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
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I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, That Britney's Shameless'
Hey hey
I'm Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! This Just In'
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I'm Mrs. 'She's Too Big, Now She's Too Thin'
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[Post-Chorus]
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[Verse 2]
I'm Mrs. 'You want a piece of me?' (Hey)
Trying, and pissing me off
Well, get in line with the paparazzi who's flipping me off
Hoping I'll resort to some havoc, end up settling in court
Now, are you sure you want a piece of me?
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I'm Mrs. 'Most Likely to Get on the TV For Strippin' on the Streets When Gettin' the Groceries'
Now, for real, are you kiddin' me?
No wonder there's panic in the industry, I mean, please
Do you want a piece of me?
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[Chorus]
I'm Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous'
Hey hey hey
I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, That Britney's Shameless'
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I'm Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! This Just In'
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I'm Mrs. 'She's Too Big, Now She's Too Thin'
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[Post-Chorus]
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(You want a piece of me?)
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(You want a piece of me?)
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[Chorus]
I'm Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' (Extra extra)
(You want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, That Britney's Shameless' (yewah yeah yeah)
(You want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! This Just In'
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I'm Mrs. 'She's Too Big, Now She's Too Thin'
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I'm Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous'
I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God, That Britney's Shameless'
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I'm Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! This Just In'
I'm Mrs. 'She's Too Big, Now She's Too Thin'
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[Outro]
(You want a piece of me?)
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(You want a piece of me?)