Alfred Hitchcock
Suspicion
[Spoken: Alfred Hitchcock]
You just put that needle in what is known as my "flipside"
I won't be able to sit down for a week
This record, by the way, is unbreakable but not bulletproof
So I urge you to be careful
I can't put this too strongly:
Please don't stain the rug
Put bullet holes in the walls
Or indulge in any unseemly struggling
Because it creates a bad impression
People might think you are the type that throws wild parties
It is undignified actions of this kind that give murder a bad name

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