Don't you let nobody, baby, be diggin' in my potato patch, oh, while I'm gone!
I said, don't you let nobody, but nobody, woman, be diggin' in my potato patch while I'm gone!
And all the watermelons out there in that field, I want every damn one of 'em to be there when I get back home

And don't you let nobody, baby, be pullin' peaches from my tree!
I said, don't you let nobody, woman, pull no peaches from my tree!
If they want anything, you tell 'em I'm the boss, ha-ha-ha, a-and they damn sure gonna have to see me

And don't you let nobody, baby, be sleepin' in my bed!
I said, don't you let nobody, woman, be sleepin' in my bed!
You know, I might just kick down the door with my double-barrel, and, girl, you know, I just might be outta my head
And shoot somebody

Hey, hey, hey, hey!