12 o'clock at night, you walked out the door
And you told me, baby, you was goin' to the drugstore
Well in my mind I just knew you were lyin'
The drugstore closed at a quarter til 9

I saw you kissin' Willie across the fence
I heard you tellin' Willie I ain't got no sense
The way you been actin' is such a drag
You gonna put me in a Trick Bag

When I come home, you start an argument
Just to keep me from askin' where my food done went
I kick out the front door, I hear the back door slam
I look out my window, somebody's takin' it on the lam

I saw you kissin' Willie across the fence
I heard you tellin' Willie I ain't got no sense
The way you been actin' is such a drag
You gonna put me in a Trick Bag

I saw you kissin' Willie across the fence
I heard you tellin' Willie I ain't got no sense
The way you been actin' is such a drag
You gonna put me in a Trick Bag

We had a fight, oh and you got mad
You got on the telephone and called your mom and dad
Yeah, now she's my daughter and I'm her pa
But you ain't nothing' but a son-in-law
I saw you kissin' Willie across the fence
I heard you tellin' Willie I ain't got no sense
The way you been actin' is such a drag
You gonna put me in a Trick Bag

In a Trick Bag
In a Trick Bag
In a Trick Bag...