What if you're an informal mistress?
Something convenient for you
I don't want to wait in line
This time or any time
I just want priority for little ol' me

Imagine french doors
In comes the entitled one
Imagine always more
There's not a battle they have not won
Double negative

Messages unread, things unsaid
What if you're the classic mistress?
Inconvenient for you
I just wish I could see your point of view

Break down french doors
In comes the entitled onе
Smash up the whole store
Thеre's not a battle they have not won
Double negative

But we'll take you to the spa
We'll take you to the big waves
But we'll take an old car
But for you, it's always been the long way
Meet my friend, Roland
Meet my friend, Chance
But for you, it's always been the wrong way
Come through the back door
Know the right things to say
Don't be photographed
But for you, dear, it's always been the long way