Mariah, you could never forgive me
You weren't designed to understand
As it stands I have no escape plan
I can only pray that your program malfunctions

I can't stop thinking about our first date
You were hilariously overdressed
We watched "The Card Counter" starring Oscar Isaac
I still don't get it

This is the sound of me banging my bed
Hoping to get my mom's attention
She loves me, I'm lucky
But unfortunately, she knows not to indulge my fits

I invited them all into the red room
Friends, family, and fans
They're wondering whеre I am
Suddenly, from the hеavens:

Fuck off the decent people
They've never told the truth
Not to you
Shut up
No they wouldn't get it
Shut up
No I don't like this music
I only wanted a half-hour of your time
Listen
Can you hear my voice?
Listen

Well we all have our myths
We all have our myths

I haven't fully thought through something since I was like 12 years old
I'm terrified of the conclusions I'll come to, but mostly I'm just lazy
I carefully curate my like on Twitter to make myself seem cool
I get excited every time I get a text, but usually it's from my mom
There's a .253 chance that I'm masturbating wrong
Oh Jesus, Jesus, if I saw you I would immediately imagine fucking you up the ass and for that I repent
What was this song about again, I forgot
Do I still have your attention

Maybe he was right when he said, "Yeah, 'cause you are unempathetic"
And maybe he was right when he said, "Sometimes you have to man up"
And maybe he was right when he said that the mean Filipino IQ is 76
And maybe he was right when he said that you spread your scrambled eggs around the plate to make it look like you had eaten more than you actually had
And maybe he was right when he said that Christ is really there in the wine and in the wafers
And maybe he was right when he never even bothered to say that he didn't love you back
And maybe I was right
Maybe I was-
Well we all have our myths
We all have our myths