[Intro]
Cheers

[Verse 1]
I am the message centre
Local and direct
Room to room, an operator
(No calls today, dear, they'll just have to wait, dear)
I call and I collect
(Just strike me softly, away from the body)

[Chorus]
You're made up too shiny today
In so much trouble
Your thoughts are just pissing away
In so much trouble
Too much trouble

[Verse 2]
I am a manager
And I am in control
As the local delegator
(No calls today, dear, they'll just have to wait, dear)
I don't guarantee at all
(Just strike me softly, you're past your sell by date)
[Chorus]
Made up too shiny today
In so much trouble
Your thoughts are just pissing away
In so much trouble
A new typeface, a new day
In so much trouble
You can't remember ten minutes ago
In so much trouble
Too much trouble

[Bridge]
La, la-la-la-la
La, la, la, la
La, la-la-la-la
La, la, la

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
You're made up too shiny today
In so much trouble
Your thoughts are just pissing away
In so much trouble
A new typeface, a new day
In so much trouble
You can't remember ten minutes ago
In so much trouble
[Outro]
La, la-la-la-la
La, la, la, la
La, la-la-la-la
La, la, la, la
La, la-la-la-la
La, la, la, la
La, la-la-la-la
La, la, la, la