[Spoken]
I went to see, uh, Johnny
The great, the great Johnny Cash [?] last week
And, uh, it was quite, quite an inspiration for me
This is a country and western song, sort of
I wanna sing it for big John

[Intro]
Ooh

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I found nowhere
It got to know me
Let me sleep all day
I spent my money
I haven't felt my legs
Since the summer
And I don't call my friends
Forgot their numbers, oh-oh

[Chorus]
V.I.P. 223
Had my chances, they had me
Now I stay up nights, watch TV
Country sad
I'm a ballad man
[Verse 2]
Yeah, I found nowhere
It got to know me
And in my home
Sweat on my pillow, all—

[Chorus]
V.I.P. 223
Had my chances, they had me
Now I stay up nights, watch TV
Country sad, yeah
I'm a ballad man

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
V.I.P. 223
Had my chances, they had me
Now I stay up nights, watch TV
Country sad
I'm a ballad man

[Outro]
You've done and fucked it up
'Cause I'm a ballad man
[?] I'm a ballad man
[?] I'm a ballad man
Yeah, [?], I'm a—