[Verse 1]
She says there's ants in the carpet, the dirty little monsters
Eating all the morsels, just picking out the rubbish
Give her effervescence, she needs a little sparkle
Good morning TV, you're looking so healthy

[Chorus]
We all say, don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes 'cause we feel the same
Kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight
End of a century, oh, it's nothing special

[Verse 2]
Sex on the TV, everybody's at it
And the mind gets dirty as you get closer to thirty
Gives her a cuddle and they're glowin' in a huddle
Goodnight TV, you're all made up and you're lookin' like me

[Chorus]
We all say, don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes 'cause we feel the same
Kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight
End of a century, oh, it's nothing special

[Bridge]
Can you eat her?
Yes, you can
[Chorus]
We all say, don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes 'cause we feel the same
Kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight
End of a century, oh, it's nothing special
We all say, don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes 'cause we feel the same
Kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight
End of a century, oh, it's nothing special
Oh, end of a century, oh, it's nothing special

[Outro]
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ah-ah-ah

[Spoken]
Thank you