[Verse 1]
The death of the party
It came as no surprise
Why did we bother?
Should have stayed away

[Chorus]
Another night
And I thought "Well, well"
Go to another party
And hang myself
Gently on the shelf

[Verse 2]
The death of the teenager
Standing on his own
Why did he bother?
He should have slept alone

[Chorus]
Another night
And he thought "Well, well"
I go to another party
And hang myself
Gently on the shelf
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Another night
And I thought "Well, well"
I go to another party
And hang myself
Gently on the shelf

[Instrumental Outro]

[Spoken]
This is, uh, this really is for everyone
Who lives in this city
It's amazing, mixed up city
And this mixed up island
I'm honored