[Verse 1]
Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker
He's an affable man with a plausible plan
Keeps his eye on the [?]
And then he

[Chorus]
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased in himself, he's pleased in himself
He's so pleased in himself, ah-ha

[Verse 2]
While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic
He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggrеssor
He's a modern retard with a lovе of bombast
Keeps his eye on the news, he never dwells on the past
And then he

[Chorus]
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased in himself, he's pleased in himself
He's so pleased in himself, ah-ha
He's pleased in himself, he's pleased in himself
He's so pleased in himself, ah-ha
[Interlude]
[?]

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
He looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased in himself, he's pleased in himself
He's so pleased in himself, ah-ha
He's pleased in himself, he's pleased in himself
He's so pleased in himself, ah-ha

[Outro]
[?] He's pleased in himself, he's pleased in himself
He's so pleased in himself, ah-ha
'Cause Colin Zeal's ill [?]
He's pleased in himself, he's pleased in himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha

[Spoken]
You could make a cup of tea in this [?], it's so warm here