[Verse 1]
Yeah, I found nowhere
It got to know me
Made me sleep all day
And spend the money
I haven't felt my legs
Since the summer
And I don't call my friends
Forgot their numbers, yes

[Chorus]
V.I.P. 2-2-3
I had my chances, they had me
Stay up late, watch TV
I'm country sad
I'm a ballad man

[Verse 2]
I'm on a comeback road
Yeah, I'm a blizzard
And in my motor home
Sweat on my pillow all night

[Chorus]
I'm V.I.P. 2-2-3
I had my chances or they had me
I stay up nights, watch TV
I'm country sad
I'm a ballad man
Oh, I am
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
And I'm V.I.P., I'm 2-2-3
And I had my chances, they had me
Now stay up nights, watch TV
I'm country sad

[Outro]
I'm a ballad man
I've done and fucked it
I'm a ballad man
Yeah, I [?]
'Cause I'm a ballad man
Yeah, I [?]
'Cause I'm a ballad man
Yeah, I sure fuckеd it
'Cause I'm a—