[Verse 1]
Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker
He's an affable man with a plausible plan
Keeps his future in toe, keeps his future in hand
And then he

[Chorus]
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased in himself, he's pleased in himself
He's so pleased in himself, ah-ha

[Verse 2]
While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic
He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor
He's the modern retard with a love of bombast
Keeps his eye on the news, never dwells on the past
And then he

[Chorus]
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased in himself, he's pleased in himself
He's so pleased in himself, ah-ha
He's pleased in himself, he's pleased in himself
He's so pleased in himself, ah-ha
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
He looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased in himself, he's pleased in himself
He's so pleased in himself, ah-ha
He's pleased in himself, he's pleased in himself
He's so pleased in himself, ah-ha
(Well, he's a modern retard [?])
Pleased in himself, he's pleased in himself
He's so pleased in himself, ah-ha
He's pleased in himself, he's pleased in himself
He's so pleased in himself, ah-ha