[Verse 1]
Who maddest one on the M1?
Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb?
Who very straight, no, he never grins?
Who cares what car he's driving in?

[Chorus]
He is 'cause he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn't get what he wants, he gets a headache
'Cause he needs it, wants it, almost loves it
He's here on his own, he's on globe alone, he's here on his own

[Verse 2]
Who joined health club to glisten
Into hi-fi precision?
Who's mobile phone gives him thе bone?
Who very keen on Sharon Stone?

[Chorus]
Hе is 'cause he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn't get what he wants, he gets a headache
'Cause he needs it, wants it, almost loves it
He's here on his own, he's on globe alone
He's here on his own, he's on globe alone, lo-lo-lo-lone

[Verse 3]
Who eats at the new brasserie?
Who only ever gets merry?
Who wouldn't be seen at bedtime
Without putting Calvin Kleins?
[Chorus]
He is 'cause he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn't get what he wants, he gets a headache
'Cause he needs it, wants it, almost loves it
He's here on his own, he's on globe alone
He's here on his own, he's on globe alone

[Outro]
He's here on his own