[Verse 1]
Grandma needs new dentures
To eat the crust on pizza
Taken out by her daughter
Because she thought she oughta
Kids are eating Snickers
Because they're so delicious
Then there's sticky fingers
And mother loses her knickers

[Chorus]
Bank holiday comes six times a year
Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers
Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer
And then it's back to work A-G— ah!

[Verse 2]
Barbecue is cooking
With sausages and chicken
Patio is buzzing
And neighbours that are looking
John is down a fun pub
Drinking lots of lager
Girls and boys are on the game
All the high streets look the same
[Chorus]
Bank holiday comes six times a year
Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers
Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer
(And then it's) Back to work A-G— hey, hey, hey!

[Instrumental]

[Interlude]
Back to work A-G-A-I-N

[Chorus]
Bank holiday comes six times a year
Days of enjoyment to which everyone (Cheers)
Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer
(And then it's) Back to work A-G-A-I-N

[Outro]
Hey!