[Refrain]
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo

[Verse 1]
Practice doesn't make perfect when you're interbreeding
Speaking drivel, can it get confused with heavy breathing?
Mixing drinks at water holes, get snarled up in the suburbs
Meandering through this and that, you're suspected of vagueness

[Chorus]
When work is done
Go to Villa Rosie every night
So tasty
Go form a queue
At Villa Rosie every night
So tasty

[Refrain]
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo-hoo
Woo-hoo
[Verse 2]
Across the common every day, you come across the fine line
But wearing boots can prevent the leeches in the long grass
Eating between meals stifles the appetite, is it healthy?
Coming home, that nagging doubt there in your belly

[Chorus]
(And all the while)
At Villa Rosie every night
You're tasty
A sweeter life
At Villa Rosie every night
So tasty

[Interlude]
[?]

[Refrain]
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
All losers come
To Villa Rosie every night
They're waiting
So form a queue
At Villa Rosie every night
So tasty
Don't break your own back
At Villa Rosie every night
We're tasting
A sweeter life
At Villa Rosie every night
So tasty
[Outro]
Tasty
Tasty
Tasty

[Spoken: Damon Albarn & Graham Coxon]
Thank you
Now, next song we're gonna sing is, uhm
Is a meditation on wife-swapping
But before that, I just wanna go and have a sip of my sage tea
And, uh, take you back in time, if that's okay
So imagine, 1.200 years ago
Not like to the day, but, you know
It's a long time ago, so it doesn't really matter
Uhm, a farmer, Anglo-Saxon farmer by the name of Wember
He, in this exact place
Cleared a bit o-o-of land for himself from-from the forest
And, uh, in the old Anglo-Saxon language "ley" means clearing
So "Wemberley" is Wember's, that's like his yard, right?
So, just imagine like, you know
I mean because everyone was—
Everyone was at it back then, you know
Mus-mushrooms and all that
Imagine he had like, one night had a vision, of this
Can I have some sage tea, too?
Pardon – Can I have some sage tea, too?
Some sage tea? Of course you can, [?] your cup, seriously
This is, this is Buddy
That says it all about Buddy
Can you, can you make Graham a-a-a cup of sage tea, please, thank you
Okay, anyway, off of that massive digression