[BOBBY, spoken]
Hi, Mr. Zangler, I'm here to audition

[BELA, spoken]
Mr. Child, why are you wasting my time?

[BOBBY, spoken]
Because the theater's my life! It's all I care about. Now look, you're gonna love this, I promise!
(sung)
Let me give the low down
I'm k-ra-zy for you
When it comes to a show down
I'm k-ra-zy for you

And so though love may not inspire my lingo
Still it's making my heart go bango, bingo!
Let me give the low down
I'm k-ra-zy for–
(spoken)
Hold on for the big finish!
[Tap dancing]
(sung)
—you!

[BELA, spoken]
Ow, my foot!
[BOBBY, spoken]
So I made one mistake!

[BELA, spoken]
You are a moron! Stay away from me!