(Verse)
[TIMOTHY]
How glad the many millions
Of Annabelles and Lillians
Would be
To capture me!
But you had such persistence
You wore down my resistance
I fell
And it was swell

[ANNE]
You're my big and brave and handsome Romeo
How I won you, I shall never, never know

[TIMOTHY]
It's not that you're attractive
But, oh, my heart grew active
When you came into view

(Chorus 1)
I've got a crush on you, sweetie pie
All the day and night-time, hear me sigh
I never had the least notion
That I could fall with so much emotion
Could you coo?
Could you care
For a cunning cottage we could share?
The world will pardon my mush
'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you

(Chorus 2)
[ANNE]
I've got a crush on you, sweetie pie
All the day and night-time, hear me sigh
This isn't just a flirtation
We're proving that there's predestination

I could coo
I could care
For a cunning cottage we could share
Your mush I never shall shush
'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you