[Instrumentals from Fazers by King Geedorah]

[Verse: annoyin' samurai]
To all the DOOM haters
Your ugly mug look like Dr. E. Gadd
One more word, I'll sock you with a jab
You're lucky you're not gifted with the gift of the gab
If you's a MC, we'd beef like I'm big and bad
'Cause, your smelly ass dirty as a pig
Ol' pot belly with a ego just as big
I'll shoot it til it open with a rapid fire SIG
Or beat it til it bloated with a vapid tire iron
(Siiiick)
Hip, hip, hooray
Put you in a catatonic state with a freeze ray
Don't bother me, for it's a sad day
Rappers put your pen up, say "R.I.P. Dan Dumile"
The illest villain, equipped with gazillions
He'll knock you out in court, framing you for stealing millions
Compared to him, all you lyricists are minions
A fact clearer than clear crystal Kris Kringles
"Many bothans died," to bring us this jingle
Saw you spot the nine, that made you take a tinkle
All these other rappers might as well just dig a sinkhole
And all you DOOM haters get devoured like a spring roll
Man of the hour, rhymes metaphysical like Arthur Schopenhauer
Oops!
That's not how you say it, gamer-posers grip sticks like asking for a slayin'
Taskmaster bask in kickin' hero ass
Bash Fassbender with magnetic Nazi gas
He's a Basterd, for Tarantino masses
I'm just trying to answer what the masked menace asked for
All these fine ladies lined up with a assfull
Whatever, rather burn some rubber on some asphalt
Run a hater down at warp speed, still acquitted
Judge said he was a hypebeast so the crime was fitting
Sitting under oath with Phoenix Wright
The witness told his story, new events have come to light
It was Doctor Doom, Grey Hulk, and Haggar
Otherwise known as the legend KBR
Filipino Champ told everybody he was free
Little did he know what he 'bout to be in three
Everybody tells he was lighted on sight!
KaneBlueRiver, he could do this all night
King Geedorah, three-finger ring fever
Gamer-posers stay up nights playing FUT FIFA
Not meant to be a particular part of a diss
I'm just saying, play something else, you droplet of piss
Oof baboof!
Got that from Dan Harmon, made Community, you goof
I don't smoke cigs to preserve my lung
So i can say to death: keep your fazers on stun