[ERIC CARTMAN]
Well
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday, she's a bitch, on Tuesday, she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch

[ERIC CARTMAN & CHOIR]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

[ERIC CARTMAN & CHOIR]
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair (La, la, la-la, la, la-la)

[ERIC CARTMAN & CHOIR]
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

[ERIC CARTMAN, ERIC CARTMAN & CHOIR]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

[ERIC CARTMAN & CHOIR, CHOIR]
She's a stupid bitch (Woo)
[ERIC CARTMAN]
Kyle's mom's a bitch

[ERIC CARTMAN & CHOIR, CHOIR]
And she's such a dirty bitch (Bitch)

[ERIC CARTMAN]
Talk to kids around the world
It might go a little bit somethin' like this

[CHINESE KIDS]
凯尔妈妈是个泼妇，她是基佬秘术大师，我只想说摸了被她变泼妇

[FRENCH KIDS]
La mère de Kyle est une pute, est une sacrée vieille pute, la plus grande pute du monde entier

[DUTCH KIDS]
Kyle's moeder is een teef, ze is een grote fout te teef ze grote teef ter ver reld, teef ter ver reld

[KENYAN MAN]
Mama yake Kyle ni mbwa mkubwa, ndiye ni mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii

[ERIC CARTMAN & CHOIR]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
[ERIC CARTMAN & CHOIR]
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair (La, la, la-la, la, la-la)

[ERIC CARTMAN & CHOIR, ERIC CARTMAN, CHOIR]
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch (Ooh)

[ERIC CARTMAN]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch

I really mean it, Kyle's mom
She's a big, fat, fuckin' bitch
Big ol' fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's mom
Yeah, cha