[MR. MACKEY, spoken]
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay?
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch

[MR. MACKEY]
You can do it, it's all up to you, m'kay?
With a little plan, you can change your life today
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets, giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say
"It's easy, m'kay?"

Step one: instead of "ass," say "buns"
Like, "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns-hole"
Step two: instead of "shit," say "poo"
As in, "Bull-poo," "Poo-head," and "This poo is cold"
Step three: with "bitch," drop the T
'Cause "bich" is Latin for generosity
Step four: don't say "fuck" anymore
'Cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word, "m'kay"

[CHILDREN]
We can do it it's all up to us, m'kay?
[MR. MACKEY]
M'kay?

[CHILDREN]
With a little plan we can change our lives today

[MR. MACKEY]
You can change today

[MR. MACKEY & CHILDREN]
We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash
Homeless on the streets, giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
"It's easy, m'kay?"

[MR. MACKEY & RED]
Step one: instead of "ass," say "buns"

[BOY 1 & GIRL]
Like, "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns-hole"

[MR. MACKEY, ANNIE, BUTTERS & BOY 2]
Step two: instead of "shit," say "poo"

[HEIDI, KYLE & BOY 2]
As in, "Bull-poo," "Poo-head," and "This poo is cold"
[MR. MACKEY & BOYS]
Step three: with "bitch," drop the T

[GIRLS]
'Cause "bich" is Latin for generosity

[MR. MACKEY & CHILDREN]
Step four: don't say "fuck" anymore

[MR. MACKEY & CHILDREN]
'Cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say

[CHILDREN]
"Fuck" is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say "fuck", no
We shouldn't say "fuck," "fuck" no

[MR. MACKEY, spoken]
You're cured, you can go!

[MR. MACKEY & CHILDREN]
We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash
Homeless on the streets, giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say

[Mr. Mackey grabs Stan and spins him around.]
[MR. MACKEY & CHILDREN]
"It's easy, m'kay?"

[CHILDREN]
"It's easy, m'kay?"

[MR. MACKEY]
"It's easy, m'kay?"

[CHILDREN]
"It's easy, m'kay?"

[MR. MACKEY]
"It's easy, m'kay?"

[After spinning Stan throughout singing "It's easy, m'kay?" with the children, Mr. Mackey gets dizzy, accidentally lets go of him, who lands perfectly in the trash bin, and falls to the ground.]

[CHILDREN]
"It's easy, m'—," "It's easy, m'—"
"It's easy m'kay?"

[The children spin around and fall in the ground intentionally. They laugh and Mr. Mackey joins.]

[MR. MACKEY, spoken]
Ha-ha-ha, m'kay
Ha-ha-ha-ha, m'kay
Ha-ha, m'kay