[Verse 1]
We opened up a can of worms
By bringing you back to the wonderful world of germs
Do you think you could fight the firm?
We got legions of lawyers who'll argue every term
And I wish that you were favoured by the odds
But the contract doesn't cover acts of God

[Chorus]
And we're so sorry Lazarus that we rolled away the stone
We couldn't let you be, leave well enough alone
And we're so sorry Lazarus, don't forget to phone
Just connect, call collect, sorry Lazarus

[Verse 2]
Was it heaven in the night?
Did you take a journey? Did you move towards the light?
Or maybe you're just not so bright?
Why can't you be like the blind man
Who's now loving all the sights?
Please pretend you're pleased to see the wife
We don't need to threaten you with life

[Chorus]
And we're so sorry Lazarus that we rolled away the stone
We couldn't let you be, leave well enough alone
And we're so sorry Lazarus, don't forget to phone
Just connect, call collect, sorry Lazarus
Just relax, call us back, sorry Lazarus
You better take deep breaths...
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
And we're so sorry Lazarus that we rolled away the stone
We couldn't let you be, leave well enough alone
So sorry Lazarus, don't forget to phone
Just connect, call collect, sorry Lazarus
Just relax, call us back, sorry Lazarus
Well, here's a thought, see you in court, sorry Lazarus