[Verse 1: John Wesley Harding]
There's pollen flying down the Holland Tunnel
And the hotel's full of mud and unmade clay
There's rumours coasting in on fumes and vapors
And there's no more gas for anyone today

[Verse 2: John Wesley Harding]
There's an earthquake where the milkshakes are perfection
And a TV that we leave on all day
There's apostrophes for anyone who needs them
Quotation marks round everything you say

[Chorus: John Wesley Harding, Kelly Hogan]
And it's all your fault
I'm sorry I wrote this song
It's all your fault
I'm sorry I wrote this song
It's all your fault
It's all my fault
It won't be long

[Verse 3: John Wesley Harding]
There's some rifle sights high on the Eiffel Tower
Trying to pick off anyone who's French
"You're spoilt for choice," a voice calls down from heaven
"So shoot someone or get back on the bench"
[Verse 4: John Wesley Harding]
There's a supermarket where the ark is grounded
In frozen food, we feel the wind and snow
There's a two for one deal at the checkout
And all that's yet to come is priced to go

[Chorus: John Wesley Harding, Kelly Hogan]
And it's all your fault
I'm sorry I wrote this song
It's all your fault
I'm sorry I wrote this song
It's all your fault
It's all my fault
It won't be long

[Verse 5: John Wesley Harding]
Your details are for sale like sacred relics
And your real name, it has already been used
Face to face sounds mostly like an echo
And where we touch feels mostly like a bruise

[Chorus: John Wesley Harding, Kelly Hogan]
And it's all your fault
I'm sorry I wrote this song
It's all your fault
I'm sorry I wrote this song
It's all your fault (It's all my fault)
It's all my fault
It won't be long
[Outro: John Wesley Harding, John Wesley Harding & Kelly Hogan]
It won't be long
It won't be long