[Verse 1]
We're sluts, you and me
Succumb to pleasure easily
Despite our last sincere attempt
We rise at two and go out unkempt
Retire at six for a little more
Hey, there's no one keeping score
Except the dog who's kinda bored

[Verse 2]
And we're sluts, the two of us
Why walk when we can get the bus?
Why get the bus when we can cab it?
Living large is our best habit
Don't cook now, it's much too late
Look at all the dirty plates
Let's go where we don't have to wait
And no ifs, no ands, no buts
'Cause we're sluts

[Chorus]
We're sluts and we're proud of it
Doing what's appropriate
One day we will live like kings
In one big house but separate wings
[Post-Chorus]
Sluts (Sluts)

[Verse 3]
We're sluts, it's what we do
Promiscuity for two
We're not here, wait for the tone
Oh yes, we rarely check the phone
Please call back another day
Hold me down just where I lay
I don't wanna float away
No ifs, no ands, no buts
'Cause we're sluts

[Chorus]
We're sluts, we're proud of it
Curled up like invertebrates
One day we will live like queens
Always just beyond our means

[Post-Chorus]
And we're sluts (Sluts)
Sluts (Sluts)
Sluts (Sluts)
Sluts (Sluts)
[Verse 4]
We're sluts, it's our claim to fame
Please remind me of your name
This is where we both belong
I wonder where my cell phone's gone
Let's be realistic, sweet
Soon we'll have to make ends meet
Make our home between the sheets
No ifs, no ands, no buts
'Cause we're sluts
Sluts

[Chorus]
We're sluts and we're proud of it
Doing what's appropriate
One day we will live like kings
In one big house, separate wings
And we're sluts, we don't care
You look good in my underwear
I love you, you so and so
We just met three days ago

[Post-Chorus]
And we're sluts (Sluts)
Sluts (Sluts)
'Cause we're sluts (Sluts)
Sluts (Sluts)