Everything's Gonna Be Alright
Everything's Gonna Be OK
My car broke down and I don't have a job
My unemployment ran out yesterday

Everything's Gonna Be Alright
Everything's Gonna Be OK
My girlfriend doesn't like me
I can't say my prayers
And I got a concussion
When I fell down the stairs

Everything's Gonna Be Alright
Everything's Gonna Be OK
I don't have any money to pay my rent
The landlord is real mad at me

Everything's Gonna Be Alright
Everything's Gonna Be OK
My bathtub has a leak and the ceiling is warped
It's gonna crash on the floor

Everything's Gonna Bе Alright
Everything's Gonna Be OK
My friends won't lеt me eat with them cause I didn't brush my teeth
I just got the swine flu
Everything's Gonna Be Alright
Everything's Gonna Be Groovy!
I didn't win the lottery
The gas was turned off and my
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Everything's coming up roses
Everything's gonna be OK
Last night I... broke my rips
Now I'm throwing up blood

Everything's coming up roses
Everything's coming up roses
My mom got winged in the eye with a shotgun and my...
Sister's retarded