She was a private secretary
Till her boss gave her the boot
So we was married in Los Vegas
And I wore my shark skinsuit
She keeps it real wet and dirty
And she's always home at night
Cause she's my Private Secretary
And she keeps my business straight

Oh, she wash the clothes
Takes dictations
She's got a high school education!

She was a private secretary
Till her boss gave her the boot
So we was married in Los Vegas
And I wore my shark skinsuit
Shе keeps it real wet and dirty
And she's always homе at night
Cause she's my Private Secretary
And she gets my business straight

Oh, she wash the clothes
Takes dictations
She's got a high school education!
She bought a fur coat with my money
Last week she wrecked the car
But I don't mind the inconvenience
Cause she always goes too far
I turn my TV on the football
And she gives my back a rub
Cause she don't need no liberation
Her diplomas from the school of love

Yeah, she wash the clothes
Takes dictations (Got a high school education!)

There was a session in my office
And I thought I locked the door
She found my private secretary
Naked on the floor
So now last week I got the letter
But the grammar was incorrect
It read

"I gots a high paying job in Reno
Cause I stills got my self-respect"