[Chorus: Vast Aire]
Life's a big joke and you missed it
And I'm laughing cause I'm a mystic
She had a fat zucchini, the freaks come out at night with Houdini
And theirs no disputing I'll conjure up a spell like Rasputin
I'm the illest god ever, I got a harem of Amazons on demascara
Oh great era, as she winked at me with her smeared mascara

[Verse 1: MF DOOM]
The beat is sicker than the blood in your stool
The way it repeats can trick ya like a stuttering fool
Uttering butter king jewels
His mudda been cool
Schooled her how to wash away the crud in thе drool pool
Made his chrome dome glistеn
At first he couldn't tell she had a chromosome missin'
Kept a spare somewhere
In these underwear, he swear
It helped her get the gum out her hair
They need to get they thumb out they rears
And show some skills the one time they come out in years
Instead of dumbin' out in fears of they own shadow
In a game that swell 'em up to dead 'em like cattle
Take your rattle and skedaddle
Before you get a whippin' with the pen and pad paddle
Ghouls, got 'em modeling gear
He came with more rhymes than molecules in air
[Chorus: Vast Aire]
Life's a big joke and you missed it
And I'm laughing cause I'm a mystic
She had a fat zucchini, the freaks come out at night with Houdini
And theirs no disputing I'll conjure up a spell like Rasputin
I'm the illest god ever, I got a harem of Amazons on demascara

[Verse 2: MF DOOM]
The track was like a thorn in his back
As for the rhymes, I'll give y'all fair warnin', it's crack
Whoever start to smokin', come back
Quit or catch a heart attack up in some bum shack
Sharper than a thumb tack
His body was a temple made of chemicals to the dimple
To him still it wasn't so simple
Kept his right and left hand beefin'
One knockin' teeth in, the other one chiefin'
But first, this song'll make you wanna stomp ya ten toes
He came with more rhymes than molecules in air
Souped up hooptie Pinto off a pimp my whip
Before they put the system in and had it all stripped
It ain't no need to trip
Indeed he ripped scripts from here to Jebip
Get a grip, leave it a dag mess for beer
Burnin' like a bag of schwag cess in the air
[Chorus: Vast Aire]
Life's a big joke and you missed it
And I'm laughing cause I'm a mystic
She had a fat zucchini, the freaks come out at night with Houdini
And theirs no disputing I'll conjure up a spell like Rasputin
I'm the illest god ever, I got a harem of Amazons on demascara
As she winked at me with her smeared mascara