[Intro: Dolemite sample]
"–Watch out... how much you pay to come in here?"
{*crowd laughs*} "Three dollars?"

[Verse 1: MF DOOM, Dolemite sample]
Front row of the cat fight ("That's right!")
Cash tight, write it up, flashlight, last night
Was a ball, lost a eye off the fly, y'all
Bloody tabby fell headfirst off the drywall ("Let–Let it!")
Ain't no thing but a chicken wing ("That's right!")
It's like the quickening, quit your sickening bickering
Thing is kickin' in, the wick is flickerin'
The Super muh'frickin' Villain, wit' ya through thick and thin
Oh No – the beat is like go-go and puff it ("That's right!")
Except there ain't no pork and the beans up in the buffet
He ain't lyin', wreck infectious as a rat bite
Sent it as a beamed text message off the satellite l ("Let–Let it!")
Reflected like SolarBright ("That's right!")
When he hold the mic, he run the mic like Dolemite
It don't match the decor, they doody-stained drawers
Give a round of applause for Rudy Ray Moore

[Interlude: Dolemite sample]
"Yeahhh!"
"Yes!"
[Verse 2: Oh No, Dolemite sample]
Smell the piss on the restroom floor ("That's right!")
No doors, whores testing the course
Need more "Three dollars" on the tab with the cash
Easy stash, show off the ass, get past faster than the avalanche ("Let–Let it!")
Hoes know this is quotable ("That's right!")
Club thugs filling up the show tryna overdose
And the bouncers are haters
They act tight, and these drunk ass n***as always tryna fistfight
Ain't no wrong, tell 'em ("That's right!")
Then blow more smoke than a motorbike's tailpipe
Seen The Villain chillin', had to pay a visit
Superhuman shit, raise the ceilin' while I raise a million ("Let–Let it!")
While I'm in the buildin', bitches sittin', catching major feelings ("That's right!")
Like a bad case of intervention, straight ventin'
Cat fights still appealin' to my inner vision
Try to mack in the back during that intermission