MF DOOM
The Story
[Verse 1]
Let me guess, your A&R told you you look harder in a chain
But you a martyr in the game
If you in the picture, then I'm targeting the frame
Kick dust hard on your name
Trust me it's hard to explain, but I ain't got the heart of a dame
So I spit octane on you and spark up the flame
Came to a sword fight swinging a toothpick on streets sweeping
With a clip as long as a broomstick
Think you're causing sparks, you causing amusement
For a dude who gives two fucks for your two cents
I'll black out ya blueprint, blind leaving the blind
The brighter Frankenstein, now you know where the groom went
Monsters screaming like [?] robbing a tomb [?]
Impеrsonating MF onstage in a DOOM fit
Whose clique wanna gеt stomped on my shoes big, Bigfoot
Them shiny little jewels that you rent
You meant not to offend when you vent
But I spit with a flow that's darker than new tint
You rent, so eviction notice for you, sent
Passed you, ask you, where your crew went

[Interlude: Sample]
Your story was quite a spellbinder
I told it just as it happened
Didn't you get into trouble when they obtained your identity?
Remember woman, army intelligence knew already
[Verse 2]
Mount the piece of a motivational speaker
I'll unplug it and beat your mouthpiece with a speaker
Got a few fetishes - I'm a freak for sneakers
Not too good at biting my tongue either
Dropped out of school, can't relate to a teacher
Didn't hit the block, couldn't relate to that either
Talk about a rock in a hard place
I see the thin line between them and hate give me fever
Cooking the [?] and the pots looking sweeter
Got a monster flow, so that makes me a creature
Trust that I'll ether any artists you feature
If he's from the heart, then I'm bout to dig deeper
I never mean to come across as a preacher
I just wanted rappers to hear me and see the Reaper
And y'all can run rap, I'll just walk with it
Straight up, come sideways, and get your face augmented

[Verse 3]
See y'all looked at him weird, 'cause he fought in the [?]
But I knew all the words to Midnight Marauders
So I get some hip hop and plus I'll slaughter all you sharks swimming out of water
Run through the family, mother, sister, daughter
Try to make me go rehab and I oughta
Soon as I finish this full bottle of vodka
I'll run up the street, drunk as fuck, singing opera
'Til I collapse with folks screaming out "Doctor!"
Save this kid, he can't breathe with a shocker
[Verse 4]
And don't be scared, I'm something that you might fear
You wanna bite it, then homie the curb is right here
I get to the point and preach it 'til you're quite clear
I can't hear you, I've Van Gogh'd my right ear
I lent [?] some styles so now they might cheer
Ahead of them, my n***a, I'm like lightyears

[Outro: Sample]
He's headed for a rendezvous with a second sleeper and there's no way I can prevent it... or is there?