[Intro]
With SOBERDOOM'S new influx of ill-gotten games, he decided to take a day off from scheming and plot of world domination to relax under the Sun and, exercise?
[Verse: Stann Smith]
To be honest I dance
Simple moves so I advance and enhance chances
Hands praying, evading mantis; through rain like Peyton Manning
Throwing leather on my shoulder like a feather
Hoodie sitting under, fuck an umbrella
Probably grift forever, you know my tendencies
New York City cemеnted me to paint pictures vivid in mеmory
Gifted as lyrically I probably slip through chimneys
And leave gifts or leave 'em seasick, stricken and jittery
Better get rid of me, I'm like a virus
My fingertips are Midas, though some say I'm more terrible than Ivan
I'm three feet high and rising without popping an Oxycotin
Nodding, following Marx like I’m a communist, ideology's obvious
I rap no cap, sober to max
I capsize, I'll leave 'em ducking like they getting baptized
So analyze my forensics, graphology indents
My penmanship resort to seek repentance
Murder attempted, I'm on some Dexter Morgan when I touch an organ
I'm born again, more when I'm recording
Sure they even saw me
Poetry pouring through my pores poorly
Pardon my aura shorty, might just call the force on me
Sober God, the only con is being limited
Imitated and visited from bouncing back primitive as a prisoner
To figure me out you need a limiter
A high-class mic, night sights on every derringer
Pockets, I got em zippered up
Fake names, shorty'll give you up and shred everything that even mentions us
You know I'm paranoid; you seen the way they did the Iroquois
It's either kill or be killed, we never had a choice
[Refrain: Stann Smith, MF DOOM]
Yo, mic check
Villain in effect right now
Yo, mic check
SOBERDOOM right now
Yo, mic check
Villain in effect right now
Yo, mic check
SOBERDOOM right now
Yo, mic check
Villain in effect right now
Yo, mic check
SOBERDOOM right now
Yo, mic check
Stann Smith right now
Yo, mic check
SOBERDOOM right now
Yo, mic check
[Outro]
While SOBERDOOM was under the Sun exercising, ahem, I mean working on his favourite dance move, [?] devised a plan to catch the villain off guard and have crooked police officers detain him to steal the money [?] paid him and the device SOBERDOOM was working on. Will our villain fall for this elaborate plot? Stay tuned to SOBERDOOM to find out