MF DOOM
Mr. Hood Gets A Haircut
[Subroc]
— Yah you back man. What's up
[Mr. Hood]
— I want my haircut
[Subroc]
— Yah might as well got nothing better to do. Yah they told you my clippers are broke right. Well sit right there. Move those records. Yah right there. Sit
[Mr. Hood]
— This chair is dirty
[Subroc]
— Alright you gonna start complaining. Anyway what kind do you want. Fade, flat .And put, put that out, G
[Mr. Hood]
— Does the smoke bother you?
[Subroc]
— Of course it bothers me and that's disrespect man. You see the no smoking sign. And plus my incense, it don't blend
It don't blend man. Where you from anyway?
[Mr. Hood]
— I'm from New York
[Subroc]
— Oh word hmm
[Mr. Hood]
— Where do you come from?
[Subroc]
— Strong Island, glad you asked. Land of the golden records, home of the hits
[Mr. Hood]
— Do you have popular records?
[Subroc]
— Nah we just started, but we got like many different styles and all that. Jazz, funk, blues, Jeep music. Yah, you like that right
[Mr. Hood]
— No, only folklore records
[Subroc]
— Folklore, that's some stories right? Matter of fact, we do got a few of those
[Mr. Hood]
— Could you play one for me
[Subroc]
— Yah pass me that tape right there. Nah, the other one, the other one. Yah check it out