[Intro: big barber]
Yuh!
Yuh, yuh, yuh
I'm the man
*Clears throat*
Nyuh-
(Family barber are the best: Kendrick Lamar)

[Verse 1: big barber]
There's only one queer left
Suckin' on some dick like an 8th of a jet ski net
Stupid fabnaf Freddy bear
Har, har, har
I got a roundabout in my back yard
Bitches screaming my name when i cut her hair like a deer that's dead
Fuck XXL
I'm the fresh and I'm the man
I'm gonna make your cut as ass as i can
I wanna find a beef in a can
Only just cuz i am the man
And i am in demand
But bitches can't understand
(Family barber are the best: Kendrick Lamar)

[Verse 2: medium barber]
What's a dick
Mess yo hair up so bad you finna nut
I feel like Abe Lincoln with these haircuts
Lil shawty call mе up she kinda bad
She blocked my numbеr
Like it was a fab
I'm in Cali' chillin' inside my pad
Make Obama explode these lyrics are so bad
It make me implode
(*Explosion sfx*)
[Verse 3: lil barber]
Uh, uh, yeah
I got an alcoholic beverage in my fridge
She said "Are you a barber?"
I said "No, i'm not"
I'm a liar
Bitch want's me to give her bangs
I gang bang
Get you hung like Death Row
I don't like Fred, Scooby Doo
Bow tie on i look distinguished
I look malnourished
Balls in the face
I be ballin' in the place
I be dribblin' on the court
Bitch i play Fort'
And i spilled New Ports
Gonna need a night light
Bald fade, opps gay, gang hanger
I killed my son, I feel no remorse
I feel no remorse for killing my son and wife
Mmm, yes sir