Hello boys and girls
It’s time to learn about potty time
Do you feel a ca ca in your bum-bum
Or a pee-pee in your wee-wee?
Well, come along and sing with me…

Poo-poo comes out of your bum
And it makes funny noises…
(farting noises)

Poo poo comes out of your bum
But you should do it in the toilet
And if you have to do a pee pee
Do it in the potty…
Peeing in your pants is really really naughty

This applies to some old people too