[Verse: Scudworth]
One, two, three, four!
Poke bowls, Fyre Fest
Kim Kardasian was a West
Gaga wore a meat dress
Most meat is now meatless
Janet Jackson nipple slip
Rap rock is no longer hip
Marvel movies, Taylor Swift
Bill Cosby, Google it!
Viral trends, K-pop bands
Lost finale, upset fans
Reaction vids, açaí fruits
Harry wed the girl from Suits?
Snap, Meta, Insta posts
Pics of avocado toast!
Podcasts made through NFTs
Only reboots on TV
Keto diet, Beyoncé
Billionaires went to space
Everyone is filled with hate
Now you're all caught up to date!