[Verse 1]
Grooming minors, Whopper Whopper
Penis, cum, ballsack, whopper
Tastes like shit, suck my dick!
I have children in my basement

[Verse 2]
Lettuce, semen, some more semen
I banged your mom, you have no father
I dipped my balls in your Whopper
I think I'm gay!

[Refrain]
Be gay, have it your way

[Outro]
(You rule!)