[Intro]
Does anybody have a kazoo?

[Verse 1]
Who put the ding in the ding-a-dong-dang in the blue moon?
Must've been some kind of weird goon
Who put the ding-a-dong-dang in the blue moon?
Bet it was that Beep-Beep guy from the cartoon

[Verse 2]
Well, who put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong song?
It might have been Tarzan, might have been King Kong
Woah, who put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong song?
He made my baby fall in love with the wrong man