[Verse 1]
Well, I guess we'll have to see about that
Just leave it on the porch outside
It's ready to eat, it's hot and it's fat
Just leave it on the porch outside
I, I think I got my history mixed up
Just leave it on the porch outside
I don't have a bucket, so I guess I'll leave a cup
Just leave it on the porch outside

[Chorus]
Sounds like a story I once heard
And I remember that story's every word

[Verse 2]
Tell me please where I can lеave the mail
Just leavе it on the porch outside
There is a real fancy ad for the big summer sale
Just leave it on the porch outside
I found a cat climbing in a tree
Leave it on the, on the porch outside
He's already got a name, it's Jack or Jane
Just leave it on the porch outside

[Chorus]
Sounds like a story I once heard
And I remember that story's every word
[Verse 3]
I took off my boots, so where do I put my hat?
Just leave it on the porch outside
Well, I guess we'll have to see about that
Just leave it on the porch outside

[Outro]
Porch outside
Porch outside
Leave it on the porch outside, porch outside
Porch outside, porch outside
Porch outside
(Just leave it on the porch outside)
Porch outside
Porch outside
Hey, the porch outside (The big porch)
(Leave it on the porch outside)
Leave it all out there on the porch
(The front porch) The porch outside
Yeah (Leave it on the porch outside)
One, two, three, four