Narcissistic anorexic so unstuck but so pretty
I love you
Vira lotta, very donkey, you’re the only truth in this city
Don’t ever change
Don’t change good champagne for some sad idiot and then complain
That’s good advice
But a lady who has two black eyes is not the best one to advise
She’s already been told twice

[Chorus]
Don’t ever change (why oh why oh why oh)
Would you ever change (oh oh oh)
Please don’t ever change
You’re almost perfect
You’re almost perfect
You’re almost perfect

Paranoiac drug addicted pornographically afflicted
Sleep with me
Two legs a cock a woman’s soul strange how this lady can control
Oooh show them to me
You can hardly say this woman only wants you for your money
You who have not
Come inside my hive where bees are busy making honey
Oooh love is about
[Chorus]

[Bridge]
One two three one two three one two three
Half of half and half of half and half of half and half of that

Artistic repetitious people-phobically suspicious
With an oversize schlong
Unemployable illegal you’re a whole film by Don Siegel
Oooh write me a song
Go away and blow away and fade away and the next day
You’re back in the line
If love is leaving everything for homelessness and nothing
Ooh you’ll be just fine

[Chorus]
Don’t ever change (why oh why oh why oh)
Would you ever change (the best part of Ohio)
Don’t ever change
You’re almost perfect
You’re almost perfect
You’re almost perfect