[Verse 1]
So, meanwhile back at the ranch
My boy, you grovel for an olive branch
Your arms outstretched, fabrication spoken
You severed all ties and the bond was broken

[Chorus]
You are the gaffer's best boy
20 sleazy and coy
And it makes me sick
You are the gaffer's best boy
20 sleazy and coy
In a bit

[Verse 2]
Meanwhile back at the bar
Big time Charlie gone to far
Bore him with your stories
From all that you know
You know everything from Wikipedia and it shows

[Pre-Chorus]
Because he's full of shit and so are you
You're a weasel and I've had a bird's eye view

[Chorus]
You are the gaffer's best boy
20 sleazy and coy
It makes me sick
[Bridge]
So everyone is at your place
Cameras out for Facebook
Shoe in the face, not one is a friend
There is a reason for this
The pragmatics of which you've seem to have missed

[Chorus]
You are the gaffer's best boy
20 sleazy and coy
And it makes me sick
You are the gaffer's best boy
20 sleazy and coy

[Outro]
And it makes me sick
And it makes me sick
And it makes me sick
And it makes me sick