[Verse 1: Coolio & Franklin]
As I walk, I talk, I piss from my cock
I take a look at my feed, and realize there's nothing funny
'Cause I've been puffing my butt for so long
That even my homies think that my ass is hot
I really hate to ask, but can a loc come up in your crib?
Man, fuck you, I'll see you at work
Youuuuuuu ["Crank That" orchestra hit] I'm the meme machine
I'm the G that all the gamers wanna be like, suck on deez nuts

[Chorus: L.V.]
Sonic is a gangsta, wow
Tell me, why are we so blind to see
That one plus two is three?

[Verse 2: Coolio & L.V.]
How many memes are a disease?
Got my ten in my hand and a (NYAAAAAHHH)
Shut the fuck up
I want that gangsta sex, bang, bang, bang
And my homies is gay, so don't arouse me, foof

[Outro]
Goodnight