[Intro: Man Like Malik]
Man Like Malik, RX

[Verse 1: Man Like Malik]
So I booked my first lesson, it was a mad ting
Had to take a couple JPEGs for the gram, Bring
My family and friends to come and watch me
Couldn't even start the engine, what a flop g
True say I gotta little bit of road rage
Inspector told me, "Can't pass, there's no way"
Put my shades on, cuz the sun's out
Gave him one look and said, "I'll drive you to your mum's house"
Had a crap day, got a ticket in the bus lane
Come and roll through to the Driving School
"It's a double yellow line, I'm a ticket inspector"
Come and roll through to the Driving School
Drove down a road, saw a sign, "No Entry"
Come and roll through to the Driving School
Congestion charge? Nah, I drive on a weekend
Come and roll through to the Driving School

[Verse 2: Raxstar]
You're driving ten miles slower than the limit
That's one way of not getting a speeding ticket
Everybody beeping as they're overtaking
Forget the music, pay attention to the roads we're taking
Check your mirrors, don't forget the blind spot
Other instructors jealous of the pass rate that I've got
You L drivers, taking L's
Too many minors and you failed
Fake licenses I sell on the side, but don't you tell
Theory Test, CD-ROM, only £5
Come and get yours at the Driving School
Pay for 30 lessons up front
I guarantee you'll pass in fifteen at the Driving School
You wanna hog the road and stall at a green light
Come through to the Driving School
Yeah, I used to be a lollipop man, help you cross the road
But now I run the Driving School
[Outro: Man Like Malik & Raxstar]
Aye, big up Theory Test
Big it up, big it up
Big up Hazard Perception
Changed man's perception
Aye, big up the traffic in Blackwall Tunnel innit
Yes, I see you with my eyes
Aye and all the man driving up and down Green Street
That's not cool
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